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flirtykurty:

OH MY GOD MY MOM WAS USING HER EMAIL ON MY COMPUTER AND SHE’S HOPELESS AT COMPUTERS AND SHE MINIMIZED HER EMAIL BY ACCIDENT AND SAW MY KINDLE WINDOW OPEN WITH REALLY REALLY EXPLICIT SUPERNATURAL GAY FANFICTION (DESTIEL IF YOU WERE WONDERING)

I WALK IN AND SHE’S BLUSHING AND SHE GOES “I DON’T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED MAKENNA GET ME BACK” 

I BLAMED IT ON HER I SAID OH MY GOD MOM WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?! WHAT SORT OF THINGS ARE YOU READING MOM?! AND SHE BOUGHT IT

(via acciothenoseofvoldemort)

super-sociopaths:

Basically the big three trying to figure out what the heck is up with this new fandom.

(via thebloodonmyhandscoveredtheholes)

ohmypheels:

everyone is like “omg tumblr should delete blogs that have been inactive for 2+ years” but i dont think they should

just imagine in 10 years time, in the back of your mind you remember tumblr, you open it up and you’re still logged in and you get to look at your blog and remember all this.

now imagine if you went back to see your old blog of your teenage years and it had been deleted because somebody ‘wanted your url’

how sad would that be

(via jacemayitouchyourmango)

deanisanactualprincess:

iwasasononce:

satan asks baby jesus for help

and how may i help you today

(via clarefeyrac)

Claude Monet - Morning on the Seine near Giverny, 1897

(Source: jolieing, via rosevests)

bluebeanze:

friendship is so weird???

Like it starts out with compliments and cute things and then suddenly it does a complete 360 and you just start screaming at them and calling them motherfucker

(Source: homobeans, via thebloodonmyhandscoveredtheholes)

anithou:

I can do this!

(via nawuto)